Anyway, moving on to one of my most embarrassing moments. Let me regale you with a bit of backstory here. I have a boyfriend, and we've been together for 7 months. For the first couple of months I was scared of appearing gross in front of him. I went so far as to even try to hold in my...gas. I thought I would die of embarrassment if I passed gas in front of him. Or worse yet, he would die from the fumes. It got so bad that my stomach would make super loud noises, and I was in pain...a lot.
One day, I was in my room, and my boyfriend said he was going to go out into the living room to do his homework. I figured, what a perfect opportunity to relieve myself and let one rip. Well, as soon as I did he walked back into the room. It was quiet, so I know he didn't hear it, but I could definitely tell he smelt it. I remember how hot my face got when I saw his mind working out what he was smelling, and what had just happened. Then, he burst out in laughter. So much so that he teared up a little bit. So did I. I started laughing/crying/panicking all at once. I thought it was terrible.
It wasn't too bad, though, even though I get embarrassed just remembering that day. We're still together, and farts are just a part of life for us, I guess.
Do you have any embarrassing stories that could top that one?
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